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Color Blindness Cured in Monkeys

An experimental treatment in which a human virus carrying color-sensing genes was injected into monkeys' eyes resulted in a drastic reduction in red-green color blindness. What do you think?
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  • "Of all the things I've injected into monkeys' eyes, I never considered experimental therapies."

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