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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Color-Coded Alert System Canceled

The Department of Homeland Security is discontinuing the color-coded threat advisory system that has been in place since March 2002. What do you think?

  • "That's probably for the best. I was getting sick of forgetting to check the advisory before traveling."

    Carlos Menuck Solar Panel Installer
  • "I think Obama should replace it with a simple yes-or-no system that tells you when it's okay to be racist."

    Bailey Moya Van Driver
  • "Uh-oh, we're in the worst state—no color at all."

    Luke Pezzente Unemployed
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