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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Colorado Earns $2 Million In Tax Revenue From Legal Pot

The Colorado Department of Revenue announced that during the state’s first month of legal recreational marijuana sales, it collected $2 million in taxes from about $14 million in total sales. What do you think?

  • “Who knew selling drugs could be so lucrative?”

    Cameron Griffin Housing Supervisor
  • “If they made that much off of marijuana, imagine how much they could make by taxing other stuff.”

    Kelly Copelin Booking Agent
  • “It’s always nice to hear about states. How’s Kansas doing?”

    Robert Welch Picture Framer
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