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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Colorado Earns $2 Million In Tax Revenue From Legal Pot

The Colorado Department of Revenue announced that during the state’s first month of legal recreational marijuana sales, it collected $2 million in taxes from about $14 million in total sales. What do you think?

  • “Who knew selling drugs could be so lucrative?”

    Cameron Griffin Housing Supervisor
  • “If they made that much off of marijuana, imagine how much they could make by taxing other stuff.”

    Kelly Copelin Booking Agent
  • “It’s always nice to hear about states. How’s Kansas doing?”

    Robert Welch Picture Framer

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