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Kevin Durant Wins Gold In Men’s Individual Basketball

RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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Colorado Football Under Fire

In a growing scandal, several women have charged that they were raped by football players at the University of Colorado. What do you think?
  • "This is going to negatively affect the entire Colorado athletic department. I wish people would think before they let the rape

    Pamela King Florist
  • "See? See? One breast is flashed at a football game and the whole sport goes into the gutter."

    Eric Scott AV Technician
  • "This is what happens when you tell people to give 110 percent."

    Anna Baker Bill Collector
  • "As an athlete, all I can say is that all this sex talk is making me want to go rape someone."

    Anthony Benkes Athlete
  • "I heard that some Colorado Buffaloes raped some women and was absolutely horrified. But it turned out it's the name of their fo

    Joshua Hall Systems Analyst
  • "What happened to the good old days of college football, when you never heard about things like this happening, even though they

    Gregory Carter Orchestrator

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