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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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Colorado Football Under Fire

In a growing scandal, several women have charged that they were raped by football players at the University of Colorado. What do you think?
  • "This is going to negatively affect the entire Colorado athletic department. I wish people would think before they let the rape

    Pamela King Florist
  • "See? See? One breast is flashed at a football game and the whole sport goes into the gutter."

    Eric Scott AV Technician
  • "This is what happens when you tell people to give 110 percent."

    Anna Baker Bill Collector
  • "As an athlete, all I can say is that all this sex talk is making me want to go rape someone."

    Anthony Benkes Athlete
  • "I heard that some Colorado Buffaloes raped some women and was absolutely horrified. But it turned out it's the name of their fo

    Joshua Hall Systems Analyst
  • "What happened to the good old days of college football, when you never heard about things like this happening, even though they

    Gregory Carter Orchestrator

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