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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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Colorado Football Under Fire

In a growing scandal, several women have charged that they were raped by football players at the University of Colorado. What do you think?
  • "This is going to negatively affect the entire Colorado athletic department. I wish people would think before they let the rape

    Pamela King Florist
  • "See? See? One breast is flashed at a football game and the whole sport goes into the gutter."

    Eric Scott AV Technician
  • "This is what happens when you tell people to give 110 percent."

    Anna Baker Bill Collector
  • "As an athlete, all I can say is that all this sex talk is making me want to go rape someone."

    Anthony Benkes Athlete
  • "I heard that some Colorado Buffaloes raped some women and was absolutely horrified. But it turned out it's the name of their fo

    Joshua Hall Systems Analyst
  • "What happened to the good old days of college football, when you never heard about things like this happening, even though they

    Gregory Carter Orchestrator
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