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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Colorado Sees Boom In “Pot Tourism” After Legalization

Following its legalization of recreational marijuana sales on Jan. 1, Colorado has seen crowds of out-of-state “pot tourists” traveling there to buy the drug from legal dispensaries and to sign up for “pot tours" that bus them from seller to seller. What do you think?

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  • "Great, now I have to choose between this and the haunted Denver bus tour."

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  • "What a bunch of law-abiding losers."

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