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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Colorado Sees Boom In “Pot Tourism” After Legalization

Following its legalization of recreational marijuana sales on Jan. 1, Colorado has seen crowds of out-of-state “pot tourists” traveling there to buy the drug from legal dispensaries and to sign up for “pot tours" that bus them from seller to seller. What do you think?

  • "I've heard getting high is wonderful this time of year."

    Lucas Harriman Data Encryption Expert
  • "Great, now I have to choose between this and the haunted Denver bus tour."

    Cassandra Wells Dog Kennel Manager
  • "What a bunch of law-abiding losers."

    Mark Dansby Marble Finisher
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