adBlockCheck

Recent News

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Notable Female Writers Throughout History

Jane Austen died 200 years ago today, but she continues to be widely read and influential to today’s writers. The Onion highlights some of the most notable female authors throughout history.
End Of Section
  • More News

Colorado Sees Boom In “Pot Tourism” After Legalization

Following its legalization of recreational marijuana sales on Jan. 1, Colorado has seen crowds of out-of-state “pot tourists” traveling there to buy the drug from legal dispensaries and to sign up for “pot tours" that bus them from seller to seller. What do you think?

  • "I've heard getting high is wonderful this time of year."

    Lucas Harriman Data Encryption Expert
  • "Great, now I have to choose between this and the haunted Denver bus tour."

    Cassandra Wells Dog Kennel Manager
  • "What a bunch of law-abiding losers."

    Mark Dansby Marble Finisher

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close