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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Colorado Shooter Being Evicted

Eviction proceedings were formally brought against accused Aurora, CO gunman James Holmes on Wednesday, with his landlord citing the tenant’s murder of 12 theatergoers, damage to the premises, and rigging of multiple explosive devices in the apartment as violations of his lease. What do you think?

  • “This is a pretty convenient excuse for his landlord to hold onto that security deposit.”

    Rusty Novotny Liquid-Sugar Melter
  • “I’m with the landlord on this one, especially if he walked around making bombs all night with his shoes on. There’s nothing worse than that.”

    Kerri Creber Systems Analyst
  • “Yeah, my landlord’s a dick, too.”

    Fritz Jacobson Music Therapist
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