Colossal Supermassive Black Hole Discovered

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Colossal Supermassive Black Hole Discovered

Scientists at the Max Planck Institute for Astronomy in Germany announced the discovery of the biggest black hole ever recorded, a mammoth ultradense celestial body that is 17 billion times the mass of our sun. What do you think?

  • “Great, now I won’t be able to sleep at night knowing that thing is out there.”

    James Pless
    Sweatband Maker
  • “Shoot, I guess that means the Germans get to colonize it first.”

    Bruce Kennedy
    Animal Physiologist
  • “I don’t care if it’s the biggest black hole. I just want to know if it’s the best black hole.”

    Kathy Halland
    Sugar Grinder