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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Columbine Video Game Stirs Controversy

A controversial web videogame, Super Columbine Massacre RPG, allows players to act as the shooters in the Columbine High School slayings of 1999. What do you think?
  • "Good. I think that town has healed enough."

    Richard Banker Technical Project Manager
  • "The game is disgusting. Cheesy 2-D graphics, bland topography, and no multi-player capability. What kind of animal would design such a thing?"

    Lloyd Karlin Physicist
  • "Anyone know how to get to the cafeteria? I'm still stuck on the library level."

    Jessica Vebber Lifeguard

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