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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Comet Could Light Up Sky In Northern Hemisphere

The comet ISON will fly close to the sun on Thursday, and if it manages to survive without being ripped apart, astronomers say the celestial body could produce a brilliant spectacle in the Northern Hemisphere that’s visible to the naked eye throughout December. What do you think?

  • “Just further proof that the Northern Hemisphere is the best.”

    Bradley Stapleton Chess Grandmaster
  • “Get back to me when they know for sure. There’s no way I’m looking out my window for nothing.”

    Annamaria Mullan Systems Analyst
  • “Brilliant or not, I’d rather not have anything draw the eye away from my new rain gutters.”

    Dalton Vogel Software Developer

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