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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Comet Could Light Up Sky In Northern Hemisphere

The comet ISON will fly close to the sun on Thursday, and if it manages to survive without being ripped apart, astronomers say the celestial body could produce a brilliant spectacle in the Northern Hemisphere that’s visible to the naked eye throughout December. What do you think?

  • “Just further proof that the Northern Hemisphere is the best.”

    Bradley Stapleton Chess Grandmaster
  • “Get back to me when they know for sure. There’s no way I’m looking out my window for nothing.”

    Annamaria Mullan Systems Analyst
  • “Brilliant or not, I’d rather not have anything draw the eye away from my new rain gutters.”

    Dalton Vogel Software Developer

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