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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Sunday marked the 100th birthday of the late President Ronald Wilson Reagan. How did you remember him?

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  • "I spent exorbitant sums of money I didn't have but then convinced my family how important it is to live within our means."

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  • "I'm really too young to remember much about Ronald Reagan, but I haven't let that stop me from elevating him to Messiah-like status."

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