Company Unveils ‘Drinkable Sunscreen’

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Company Unveils ‘Drinkable Sunscreen’

A company called Osmosis Skincare has developed an ingestible sunscreen called UV-Neutralized Harmonized Water, which allegedly provides SPF 30 protection by making water molecules beneath the skin “vibrate” to cancel out harmful rays. What do you think?

  • “Finally, a sunscreen I can drink without shame.”

    Randal Cohle
    Systems Analyst
  • “I can’t wait to ask a hottie at the beach if he can help me out by pouring some UV-Neutralized Harmonized Water down my throat.”

    Tory Monaghan
    Multimedia Artist
  • “Can I still wear my sunglasses, or do I have to eat those, too?”

    Jackson Dunn
    Police Dispatcher