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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Company Unveils ‘Drinkable Sunscreen’

A company called Osmosis Skincare has developed an ingestible sunscreen called UV-Neutralized Harmonized Water, which allegedly provides SPF 30 protection by making water molecules beneath the skin “vibrate” to cancel out harmful rays. What do you think?

  • “Finally, a sunscreen I can drink without shame.”

    Randal Cohle Systems Analyst
  • “I can’t wait to ask a hottie at the beach if he can help me out by pouring some UV-Neutralized Harmonized Water down my throat.”

    Tory Monaghan Multimedia Artist
  • “Can I still wear my sunglasses, or do I have to eat those, too?”

    Jackson Dunn Police Dispatcher

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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.

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