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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Company Using Magnets To Clean Up Space Debris

A Singaporean company has announced plans to use special, magnetic satellites to dispose of man-made debris in orbit around the earth. What do you think?

  • “I thought the whole point of space being infinite was to use it as a landfill.”

    Lauren Supley Patent Troll
  • “That pig John Glenn sure left a fucking mess up there.”

    Adam Kelin Small Game Hunter
  • “And they said garbagemen would never play among the stars.”

    Burt Salisbury Amateur Greeter

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