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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Computer Injuries Sharply Increase

Between 1994 and 2006, acute injuries from computers have risen 800 percent. What do you think?
  • "I've always known information was harmful."

    Susan Clancy Child Caregiver
  • "By contrast, I operate a sewing machine 16 hours a day and only grow stronger."

    Rodney Shepard Strong-Willed Tailor
  • "We should be thankful that these injuries have increased eightfold, as eight is the luckiest of all numbers."

    Dennis Townsend Driver Of A Bus

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