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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Computer Virus May Be Blasting AC/DC In Iran

A new computer virus that targets Iran’s nuclear facilities is believed to be causing AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” to blast at full volume from Iranian scientists’ workstations in the middle of the night. What do you think?

  • “My God, someone has hijacked AC/DC’s art and turned it into a weapon.”

    Brendan Mulcahy Systems Analyst
  • “Oh, yeah, I think those assholes at WZBB have the same virus.”

    Fletcher Holic Gunsmith
  • “AC/DC is a good start. Then, slowly, they can be introduced to Boston, then some Rush, then Judas Priest, and then on to Mötorhead, after which they’ll be so enlightened that they’ll discontinue any nuclear weapons program.”

    Brittany Tobias Salvage Inspector

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