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Conan To Join TBS

Atlanta cable broadcast company TBS announced Monday a new weeknight schedule in which George Lopez will move to midnight and a new Conan O'Brien talk show will air at 11 p.m. What do you think?

  • "I don't think I like this new Conan. Old Conan wouldn't be pushing Latinos around on basic cable."

    Kay Efimov Receiving-Tank Operator
  • "That's great, because when you think of TBS, you think of comedy. Well, you think of repeated Shawshank Redemption airings first, then the Atlanta Braves, but then you think of comedy."

    Darren Bell Impregnator Operator
  • "Seriously? I thought Conan had to go to jail for a year."

    Bert Abramsky Systems Analyst

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