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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Conan To Join TBS

Atlanta cable broadcast company TBS announced Monday a new weeknight schedule in which George Lopez will move to midnight and a new Conan O'Brien talk show will air at 11 p.m. What do you think?

  • "I don't think I like this new Conan. Old Conan wouldn't be pushing Latinos around on basic cable."

    Kay Efimov Receiving-Tank Operator
  • "That's great, because when you think of TBS, you think of comedy. Well, you think of repeated Shawshank Redemption airings first, then the Atlanta Braves, but then you think of comedy."

    Darren Bell Impregnator Operator
  • "Seriously? I thought Conan had to go to jail for a year."

    Bert Abramsky Systems Analyst

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