"I'm not allowed to stay up to watch The Tonight Show. Yes, my parents are dead now, but I felt obligated to continue the tradition."Ritchie Scharffenburger Automotive Undercoater
"I'm happy about the potential of seeing a Masturbating Bear segment following a George Gobel clip on the Tonight Show 60th Anniversary special."Debbie Kaufman Nitroglycerine Distributor
"Wait, who are they going to get to replace Conan on Late Night then?"Jake Weingarten Gear-Coding Machine Operator
Former Late Night host Conan O'Brien took over helming duties of the venerable Tonight Show from Jay Leno last night. What do you think?