Conan’s 'Tonight' Debut

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Conan’s 'Tonight' Debut

Former Late Night host Conan O'Brien took over helming duties of the venerable Tonight Show from Jay Leno last night. What do you think?
  • "I'm not allowed to stay up to watch The Tonight Show. Yes, my parents are dead now, but I felt obligated to continue the tradition."

    Ritchie Scharffenburger
    Automotive Undercoater
  • "I'm happy about the potential of seeing a Masturbating Bear segment following a George Gobel clip on the Tonight Show 60th Anniversary special."

    Debbie Kaufman
    Nitroglycerine Distributor
  • "Wait, who are they going to get to replace Conan on Late Night then?"

    Jake Weingarten
    Gear-Coding Machine Operator
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