Congress Approves Surveillance Measures

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Congress Approves Surveillance Measures

The Democratic-controlled House passed a bill that will allow wide-ranging domestic and foreign eavesdropping that would be authorized by a secret court. What do you think?
  • "The privacy issues are troubling, but what really bothers me is that the government is going to be getting my phone sex for free."

    Herman Loving
    Vegetable Picker
  • "It's like the old saying 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em,' except for the part about being beat."

    Rhonda Pryce
    Cashier
  • "You won't need to eavesdrop to hear this: I voted for you assholes because you said you were against shit like this."

    Ed Albaugh
    Elevator Repairman
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