Congress Clears U.S. Airspace For More Drones

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Congress Clears U.S. Airspace For More Drones

With a vote of 75 to 20 in the Senate, Congress approved a bill that will allow more drones, military and private, in U.S. airspace. What do you think?

  • “I bet us Americans are much better at running from them than those whiny Afghans.”

    Nancy Holzman
    Systems Analyst
  • “It’s nice to see both parties come together to help America become the great nation James Cameron envisioned in Terminator.”

    Jonathan Baiza
    Precipitator
  • "I'd be a lot more worried about the potential loss of privacy if the Google Street View car hadn't already caught me passed out on my front lawn last year."

    Eric Cicero
    Unemployed
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