Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Congress Rolls Back Crack Sentencing

The U.S. Congress passed legislation reducing the disparity of sentencing for crack cocaine possession versus powder cocaine from 100:1 to 18:1. What do you think?

  • "But that was half the fun of doing crack!"

    Cathy Sytsevich Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God President Reagan isn't alive to see this."

    Ryan Gargan Dip-Lube Operator
  • "Fine, I'll answer, this is a great first step toward introducing some common sense into our nation's drug laws. Now, do you want to buy some crack or not?"

    Albert Manfredi Importer

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