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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Congressman Resigns Over “Unwanted” Sexual Incident

Amid accusations he sexually assaulted an 18-year-old, Rep. David Wu (D-OR) announced he would resign as soon as debt-ceiling negotiations were complete. What do you think?

  • “It’s a good thing he’s staying for a little while. A sexual predator is exactly the kind of sane, reasoned voice we need right now.”

    Chris Bateman Meat Packer
  • “Portland is a forgiving place. Go buy a few rounds of Pabst, build a couple skate parks, and you should be fine.”

    Matt Shrimpton Lapping Machine Operator
  • “So he actually touched her? Good—for a while there I was beginning to worry all analog sexual harassment had been replaced by the Internet.”

    Bex Besser Machine Setter

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