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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Consumer Electronics Show Shrinks

In the face of the struggling economy, the annual Consumer Electronics Show is expected to have fewer participants. What do you think?
  • "It probably doesn’t help that Samsung's new prototype televisions are so flat that they slid under the door of the truck and smashed all over the highway while en route to Vegas."

    Mary Casalle Systems Analyst
  • "I'll still get in line the night before and camp out, but that's only because I hate my kids."

    Dan Mothersbaugh Bartender
  • "I don't think I can make it through a whole year without a new appliance that has a radio unnecessarily jammed into it somewhere."

    Robert Freese Pediatrician
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