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Consumer Prices Fall Record Amount

The Consumer Price Index fell a record 1 percent in October, the steepest one month decline in its history. What do you think?
  • "America's having a 1 percent off sale? Sweet!"

    Caroline Wenders
    Systems Analyst
  • "Hey, no one understands that better than me, except for economists, other financial experts, and pretty much anyone else who went to college."

    Greg Trout
    Contractor
  • "Inflation is bad. Deflation is bad. Is there a direction prices can move in that will leave the economy substantially less fucked?"

    Jeremy Edelston
    Unemployed
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