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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Consumers Blast Pepsi iPhone App

People are raising objections to a new iPhone application from Pepsi that offers to help men seduce women, then keep a "Brag List" they can share with friends. What do you think?
  • "If you can't tell your friends about it, why else would you endure sex?"

    Susan Torgerson Systems Analyst
  • "You can't learn how to pick up women from some iPhone application. You learn how to pick up women from my two-day seminar this weekend at the Airport Sheraton."

    Elliott Struble Nutrition Consultant
  • "I knew that a carbonated sugar beverage could make you more athletic, focused, attractive, and carefree, but it can also help you seduce women? Man, I love soda."

    Dan McCaskey Oil Tester

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