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Continuing Clashes In Iraq

In spite of the war's conclusion, U.S. troops continue to engage in deadly skirmishes with Iraqi protesters, killing 16 in one such clash last week. What do you think?
  • "If they don't want to get shot, what are they doing in Iraq?"

    Donald Meijer Architect
  • "I think it's really sad that those Iraqis broke up the Marines' candlelight peace vigil with violence."

    Mo Browning Delivery Driver
  • "I think it's really sad that those Iraqis broke up the Marines' candlelight peace vigil with violence."

    Jill Krenmore Homemaker
  • "Did we tell them the war was over in English? Maybe they just didn't understand."

    Audra Thaler Waitress
  • "Look, nobody said these people would welcome us with open arms. Except Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Fox News..."

    Ron Mobley Systems Analyst
  • "I don't understand why these wackos won't simply face facts and accept that they're under the control of a foreign superpower's occupational force."

    Scott Watkins Machinist

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