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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Continuing Clashes In Iraq

In spite of the war's conclusion, U.S. troops continue to engage in deadly skirmishes with Iraqi protesters, killing 16 in one such clash last week. What do you think?
  • "If they don't want to get shot, what are they doing in Iraq?"

    Donald Meijer Architect
  • "I think it's really sad that those Iraqis broke up the Marines' candlelight peace vigil with violence."

    Mo Browning Delivery Driver
  • "I think it's really sad that those Iraqis broke up the Marines' candlelight peace vigil with violence."

    Jill Krenmore Homemaker
  • "Did we tell them the war was over in English? Maybe they just didn't understand."

    Audra Thaler Waitress
  • "Look, nobody said these people would welcome us with open arms. Except Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Fox News..."

    Ron Mobley Systems Analyst
  • "I don't understand why these wackos won't simply face facts and accept that they're under the control of a foreign superpower's occupational force."

    Scott Watkins Machinist

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