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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Convict Charged In Chandra Levy Murder

An imprisoned Salvadoran laborer has been arrested for the murder of Chandra Levy, the D.C. intern whose disappearance brought down the political career of California congressman Gary Condit. What do you think?
  • “This is a nice consolation prize for Republicans: If they can’t pin the murder on a Democratic congressman, the next best thing is to blame an immigrant.”

    Merri Scholz Systems Analyst
  • “It makes me wonder if my Salvadoran gardener had anything to do with my hydrangeas dying.”

    Donald Natochenny Investment Banker
  • "Great, now how am I supposed to warn my daughters against having affairs with congressmen?"

    Hal Nolet Occupational Therapy Administrator
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