Convict Charged In Chandra Levy Murder

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Anger Actually Can Kill

A study in the Journal Of The American College Of Cardiology says that anger and other strong emotions can trigger unhealthy irregular heart...
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Convict Charged In Chandra Levy Murder

An imprisoned Salvadoran laborer has been arrested for the murder of Chandra Levy, the D.C. intern whose disappearance brought down the political career of California congressman Gary Condit. What do you think?
  • “This is a nice consolation prize for Republicans: If they can’t pin the murder on a Democratic congressman, the next best thing is to blame an immigrant.”

    Merri Scholz
    Systems Analyst
  • “It makes me wonder if my Salvadoran gardener had anything to do with my hydrangeas dying.”

    Donald Natochenny
    Investment Banker
  • "Great, now how am I supposed to warn my daughters against having affairs with congressmen?"

    Hal Nolet
    Occupational Therapy Administrator
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