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Trump: ‘I Am A Very Stupid Human Being’

WASHINGTON—Responding to a damning ‘Washington Post’ report alleging he had shared highly classified information with Russian officials, President Donald Trump addressed the concerns of the press, his fellow government officials, and the public at large Tuesday by announcing that he was an incredibly stupid human being.

Escalating Tensions Lead Trump To Shake Up Inner Circle Of TV Programs

WASHINGTON—Saying the decision arose out of the necessity to weed out certain key members whose values no longer aligned with the president’s, White House spokesman Sean Spicer told reporters Thursday that escalating tensions have led President Trump to shake up his inner circle of television programs.

Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.
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Convict Charged In Chandra Levy Murder

An imprisoned Salvadoran laborer has been arrested for the murder of Chandra Levy, the D.C. intern whose disappearance brought down the political career of California congressman Gary Condit. What do you think?
  • “This is a nice consolation prize for Republicans: If they can’t pin the murder on a Democratic congressman, the next best thing is to blame an immigrant.”

    Merri Scholz Systems Analyst
  • “It makes me wonder if my Salvadoran gardener had anything to do with my hydrangeas dying.”

    Donald Natochenny Investment Banker
  • "Great, now how am I supposed to warn my daughters against having affairs with congressmen?"

    Hal Nolet Occupational Therapy Administrator

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Escalating Tensions Lead Trump To Shake Up Inner Circle Of TV Programs

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