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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Corpse Of Astronomer Tycho Brahe Exhumed

Researchers are exhuming the remains of Tycho Brahe to determine the cause of the Danish astronomer's death in 1601. What do you think?

  • "C'mon, can't an astronomer-mummy hunter catch a break for a few days? I just finished putting down Sagan."

    Dane Akin Piano Teacher
  • "That was delightfully random. Thanks for putting a spring in my step today, researchers."

    Mike Ward Plumber
  • "The guy had a supposedly clairvoyant court-jester dwarf who sat under the table during dinner and a tame elk that would drink beer with you. Who gives a shit how he died? Let's celebrate his life!"

    Judy Schaal Embedder

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