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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Corpse Of Astronomer Tycho Brahe Exhumed

Researchers are exhuming the remains of Tycho Brahe to determine the cause of the Danish astronomer's death in 1601. What do you think?

  • "C'mon, can't an astronomer-mummy hunter catch a break for a few days? I just finished putting down Sagan."

    Dane Akin Piano Teacher
  • "That was delightfully random. Thanks for putting a spring in my step today, researchers."

    Mike Ward Plumber
  • "The guy had a supposedly clairvoyant court-jester dwarf who sat under the table during dinner and a tame elk that would drink beer with you. Who gives a shit how he died? Let's celebrate his life!"

    Judy Schaal Embedder

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