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Costco Nixes Coke Sales

Due to a disagreement over pricing, big box wholesale club Costco is not carying Coca Cola. What do you think?
  • "Well shit! Where am I supposed to find Coke now?"

    Jim Falconer
    Systems Analyst
  • "But that was the only thing I bought at Costco other than XXL sweatpants."

    Debbie Brown
    Family Counselor
  • "Just another reason why I've always been and always will be a Shasta man."

    Geoff Cambpell
    Heel-Room Supervisor
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