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Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend

ATLANTA—"It's like everything had shifted," Eric Phipps said. "All of a sudden, I was stopping by his cubicle to ask about his woodworking project, and he was at mine giving me the name of a good chiropractor my sister should try for her back spasms. Then somehow I suddenly had his personal e-mail address."

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PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI—Three months after a 7.0 earthquake rocked the impoverished island nation of Haiti, 36-year-old Brad Halder visited its demolished capital to see firsthand how his $10 donation to a relief fund was being spent.
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Costner Tests Water-Cleaning Device In Gulf

A new kind of centrifuge that may be able to remove oil from water at rates of up to 200 gallons per minute has been financed by actor Kevin Costner and will be tested in an effort to clean up the BP oil spill. What do you think?

  • "The centrifuge enters the water, charms the oil into falling in love with it, then takes it out of that small-town ocean."

    Pete Gunn
    Systems Analyst
  • "That really beats the pants off Randy Quaid and his 4-gallon-a-minute centrifuge."

    Laura Sanford
    Landscaper
  • "It’s the least he can do considering Swing Vote was a major reason my last shrimp farm went belly-up. Long story."

    Pete Sanford
    Registered Nurse
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