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CLEVELAND—As each of them looked around at the people gathered outside Quicken Loans Arena and fantasized about unholstering their weapon and taking aim directly at others, both a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun attending the Republican National Convention reportedly worked themselves into a heightened state of excitement Thursday at the thought of unloading their firearm into the crowd.

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Couples Battling For Trendy 12/13/14 Wedding Date

In the latest instance of couples clamoring for a trendy wedding date, a new poll by David’s Bridal has revealed that more than 20,000 couples are competing to get married on 12/13/14, leading many venues to raise prices due to demand. What do you think?

  • “It may be a lot more work, but getting married on a sequential date is the kind of thing you’ll talk about for the rest of your lives.”

    Samantha Bartlett Yard Sale Consultant
  • “My friends are going to be so jealous until they think about it a little longer.”

    Kayla Gondry Urban Farmer
  • “You can’t put a price on novelty.”

    Michael Stamper Tech Desk Manager

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