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Couric Leaving CBS News

Katie Couric told People magazine that, after five years as anchor of CBS Evening News, she was leaving the position. What do you think?

  • "I know I should be celebrating, but there are still so many women left on TV."

    Andrea Leeds Laboratory Supervisor
  • "Yeah, the evening crowd just never took to her, probably because of that nightly sign-on phrase, 'Smile wide, America, it's news time!'"

    Diego Garcia Jig-Builder
  • "I'm not surprised. She’s seemed pretty bored during the past year or so. Or maybe I was bored. Ever since I got to fly a helicopter for my 40th birthday nothing is exciting anymore."

    Drew Blistan Hand Stamper

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