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Vol 42 Issue 14

First 9/11 Film Coming

United 93, a film about the hijacked United flight that crashed in a Pennsylvania field on Sept. 11, 2001, will make its debut at the Tribeca...

First Brazilian In Space

Lt. Col. Marcos Pontes, the first Brazilian astronaut, is due to return from his brief mission tomorrow. What do you think?
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Good Times

Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

Technology

Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

Couric Leaving Today

Katie Couric is leaving the Today Show to host CBS Evening News. What do you think?
  • "Only Katie can get Bill Frist to divulge that confidential pasta-salad recipe."

    Sam Farber
    DMV Teller
  • "I'm sorry, but she doesn't have the same air of credibility as a Murrow, a Rather, or a Shalit."

    Mary Swadirski
    Bricklayer
  • "Until this news, I was a big morning-TV viewer, but now I'll need something else to keep me occupied, like a job."

    John Galvin
    Dental Hygienist
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