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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Couric Leaving Today

Katie Couric is leaving the Today Show to host CBS Evening News. What do you think?
  • "Only Katie can get Bill Frist to divulge that confidential pasta-salad recipe."

    Sam Farber DMV Teller
  • "I'm sorry, but she doesn't have the same air of credibility as a Murrow, a Rather, or a Shalit."

    Mary Swadirski Bricklayer
  • "Until this news, I was a big morning-TV viewer, but now I'll need something else to keep me occupied, like a job."

    John Galvin Dental Hygienist
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