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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Couric Leaving Today

Katie Couric is leaving the Today Show to host CBS Evening News. What do you think?
  • "Only Katie can get Bill Frist to divulge that confidential pasta-salad recipe."

    Sam Farber DMV Teller
  • "I'm sorry, but she doesn't have the same air of credibility as a Murrow, a Rather, or a Shalit."

    Mary Swadirski Bricklayer
  • "Until this news, I was a big morning-TV viewer, but now I'll need something else to keep me occupied, like a job."

    John Galvin Dental Hygienist

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