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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Couric Leaving Today

Katie Couric is leaving the Today Show to host CBS Evening News. What do you think?
  • "Only Katie can get Bill Frist to divulge that confidential pasta-salad recipe."

    Sam Farber DMV Teller
  • "I'm sorry, but she doesn't have the same air of credibility as a Murrow, a Rather, or a Shalit."

    Mary Swadirski Bricklayer
  • "Until this news, I was a big morning-TV viewer, but now I'll need something else to keep me occupied, like a job."

    John Galvin Dental Hygienist

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