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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Court: Company Lied About Health Benefits Of Finger Shoes

Vibram USA, the maker of popular running footwear known as finger shoes with individual pockets for each toe, has agreed to pay $3.75 million to settle a class-action lawsuit alleging that the company lied to consumers about the health benefits of the shoes. What do you think?

  • “You mean the ability to run better has been inside me all along?”

    John Frazen Unemployed
  • “Let that be an immediately forgotten lesson to American consumers.”

    Margie Tingle Bake Sale Adviser
  • “The number of babes I bagged because of finger shoes is all the cash settlement I need.”

    George Swensen Canon Printer Repairer
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