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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Court: Employers Don't Have To Enforce Lunch Break

The California Supreme Court ruled that employers were under no obligation to ensure workers take their legally mandated lunch breaks. What do you think?

  • "Not in my store. I look over my employees with an eagle eye to make sure they're resting."

    Andrew Baker Systems Analyst
  • "Fine by me. I prefer to heat up my salmon steak on the Foreman grill and eat it while I work anyway."

    Claire Nelson Tube Sorter
  • "What did the court say about drinking under your desk?"

    Sean Baynes Accountant
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