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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Court Rules Loughner Can Be Forcibly Medicated

A U.S. court of appeals ruled that Jared Loughner, who attempted to kill Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) last year, could continue to be medicated against his will. What do you think?

  • "Why would you put him on medication? He seems happy the way he is."

    Jessie Patterson Hull Inspector
  • "Instead of medicating him, they should just ignore him until he feels stupid."

    Devin Scipio Systems Analyst
  • “Geez, some fellas just can’t seem to catch a break.”

    Oren Kelly Unemployed
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