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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Court Upbraids Texas Over Polygamists

A Texas appeals court ruled that the state had no business taking more than 400 children from a polygamist compound outside of San Angelo. What do you think?
  • "It's just nobody's business what polygamists do behind closed compound walls."

    Chuck Gilberto Systems Analyst
  • "That's too bad. The children who'd been removed from the compound were just getting used to iPods and the Internet and not getting raped."

    Astrid Patch Grocer
  • "The same thing happened to me but with fireworks. Can I get those back, too?"

    Karl Hayes Satellite TV Installer

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