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Court Upbraids Texas Over Polygamists

A Texas appeals court ruled that the state had no business taking more than 400 children from a polygamist compound outside of San Angelo. What do you think?
  • "It's just nobody's business what polygamists do behind closed compound walls."

    Chuck Gilberto
    Systems Analyst
  • "That's too bad. The children who'd been removed from the compound were just getting used to iPods and the Internet and not getting raped."

    Astrid Patch
    Grocer
  • "The same thing happened to me but with fireworks. Can I get those back, too?"

    Karl Hayes
    Satellite TV Installer
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