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  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

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Cow Genome Outlined

After six years of work, 300 scientists have unraveled the bovine genome, which may lead to better milk and meat production. What do you think?
  • "If that only took six years, then shrimp is going to be easy."

    Richard Infield
    Systems Analyst
  • "We can map the genome, but will we ever unravel the bovine mind?"

    Eileen O’Connor
    Creative Director
  • "All that in just six years? Wow, that's so amazing. If you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. And I'm being sarcastic because I don't understand the significance of the study."

    David Regan
    Bank Teller
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