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Cowell Leaving 'American Idol'

Acerbic British talent-show judge Simon Cowell is leaving the program he has helped make popular over the past eight years. What do you think?
  • "That's too bad. Of all the terrible personalities on television, he was my favorite."

    Christine Ezrin Vapor Coater
  • "Yeah, I guess I'd probably get tired of constantly speaking in a British accent after eight years, too."

    Larry Brecker Systems Analyst
  • "Now whose nipples am I supposed to stare at every week?"

    Todd Dunbar Edge Stripper

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