Cowell Leaving 'American Idol'

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Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery

BOSTON—"I'm not sure exactly what he does, but I think he said he works at this place where he makes these calls to people for these events," said Kyle Fisher, who added that, from what he can tell, his roommate works anywhere from 10 to 60 hours a week.
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Cowell Leaving 'American Idol'

Acerbic British talent-show judge Simon Cowell is leaving the program he has helped make popular over the past eight years. What do you think?
  • "That's too bad. Of all the terrible personalities on television, he was my favorite."

    Christine Ezrin
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  • "Yeah, I guess I'd probably get tired of constantly speaking in a British accent after eight years, too."

    Larry Brecker
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  • "Now whose nipples am I supposed to stare at every week?"

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