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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Cowell Leaving 'American Idol'

Acerbic British talent-show judge Simon Cowell is leaving the program he has helped make popular over the past eight years. What do you think?
  • "That's too bad. Of all the terrible personalities on television, he was my favorite."

    Christine Ezrin Vapor Coater
  • "Yeah, I guess I'd probably get tired of constantly speaking in a British accent after eight years, too."

    Larry Brecker Systems Analyst
  • "Now whose nipples am I supposed to stare at every week?"

    Todd Dunbar Edge Stripper

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