"That's too bad. Of all the terrible personalities on television, he was my favorite."Christine Ezrin Vapor Coater
"Yeah, I guess I'd probably get tired of constantly speaking in a British accent after eight years, too."Larry Brecker Systems Analyst
"Now whose nipples am I supposed to stare at every week?"Todd Dunbar Edge Stripper
Acerbic British talent-show judge Simon Cowell is leaving the program he has helped make popular over the past eight years. What do you think?