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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Craigslist Stops Running Erotic Services Ads

In light of recent controversy, including the case of the "Craigslist killer," the Internet classified service announced it was eliminating its erotic services category. What do you think?
  • "Even without Craigslist, people are still going to find a way to either murder or get murdered during sex."

    Barbara Hanan Systems Analyst
  • "Good. I'm tired of all those inappropriate responses whenever I try to find a waterskiing partner."

    Robert Margolin Highway Maintenance Worker
  • "Yeah, since they removed all the postings, I'd just like to use this opportunity to say that if any uncut twinks are looking for rough service, I'll be in room 241 at the Radisson tonight."

    Jonathan Miller Massage Therapist
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