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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Crisis Provokes Anger At God

According to a study published in the Journal Of Personality And Social Psychology, two out of three people become angry with God following traumatic events, such as a cancer diagnosis. What do you think?

  • "That's just silly. God only has control over things like helping you find a great parking spot or allowing you to get home in time to watch Cake Boss."

    Lindsey Rafferty Carpet Salesperson
  • "That's got to be really frustrating for the Devil."

    Dan Egan Systems Analyst
  • "If this study doesn't convince God to stop doing terrible things, I don't know what will."

    Stealer Unemployed
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