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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Crist Dumps Republicans

After losing ground to his Republican opponent in the Republican primary, Florida governor Charlie Crist announced yesterday that he would be running for the U.S. Senate as an independent. What do you think?

  • "That would almost certainly give Bernie Sanders, Joe Lieberman, and Charlie Crist the most powerful three-man caucus in the Senate."

    Karen Carlisle Systems Analyst
  • "He'll just go crawling back to the Republican party once he starts losing in the independent primary."

    Lane Sheppard Jacquard-Lance Weaver
  • "How could he abandon his party like that? Just because they turned their backs on him to act insane? That's no reason."

    Wayne Doukas Unemployed

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