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Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 24, 2017

Aquarius No offense, but when got into this business, dealing with empty and meaningless futures like yours sure as hell wasn’t what it had in mind. Pisces Though you’ve been told that dressing up once in a while wouldn’t kill you, the coroner’s report this week will contain evidence to the contrary.

How Trump Plans To ‘Drain The Swamp’

One of Donald Trump’s central presidential campaign promises was to “drain the swamp” by ridding Washington politics of corruption and corporate influence. Here’s how he plans to do it.

Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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Critics: NBC's 'Playboy Club' Glamorizes Pornography

Watchdog group the Parents Television Council has accused NBC of glorifying pornography with its new program The Playboy Club, which debuts in September. What do you think?

  • "'Pornography'? Playboy didn't even show labia until 2003."

    Kaye Valentin Systems Analyst
  • “Every time I watch a rerun of Cheers, I wonder if NBC can even remember how to glamorize something wholesome, like alcoholism.”

    Danny Marschack Exhibit Designer
  • "They made my dad's idea for a TV show into a TV show? What fun!"

    Alan Dimpsey Unemployed

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