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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Critics: NBC's 'Playboy Club' Glamorizes Pornography

Watchdog group the Parents Television Council has accused NBC of glorifying pornography with its new program The Playboy Club, which debuts in September. What do you think?

  • "'Pornography'? Playboy didn't even show labia until 2003."

    Kaye Valentin Systems Analyst
  • “Every time I watch a rerun of Cheers, I wonder if NBC can even remember how to glamorize something wholesome, like alcoholism.”

    Danny Marschack Exhibit Designer
  • "They made my dad's idea for a TV show into a TV show? What fun!"

    Alan Dimpsey Unemployed
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