Crocodile Hunter Dead At 44

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Nebraska State Trooper In Klan

An arbitrator for the state of Nebraska ruled that a state trooper could not be fired for belonging to the Ku Klux Klan. What do you think?
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Crocodile Hunter Dead At 44

Steve Irwin, star of Discovery Channel’s The Crocodile Hunter, was killed by a stingray while filming in Australia. What do you think?
  • "Shocking! Who knew a single stingray could take down a cable channel 10 times its size?"

    Mike Sanders
    Janitor
  • "Man, talk about stinging the heart that pumps the blood to the hand that feeds you."

    Janelle Silvers
    Media Analyst
  • "Called it! Four years ago, I saw him handle a black mamba, and I turned to my wife and said, 'I bet he's going to die one day,' and sure enough, he died."

    Thomas Wright
    Bike Repairperson
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