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Crumbs Cupcake Shops Out Of Business

Crumbs Bake Shop, best known for its cupcakes, announced Monday that it would be closing all locations by the end of the day, a move that stunned employees and suggested the cupcake craze of recent years might be over. What do you think?

  • “I hate when my favorite economically unsustainable businesses have to close.”

    Alissa Rhodes
    College Admissions Autocrat
  • “If they were having trouble, they should have asked everyone to buy more cupcakes.”

    Glenn Willis
    Cheese Manipulator
  • “Now what the hell am I going to do when I’m in New York?”

    Lucy Hamlin
    Unemployed
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