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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Crumbs Cupcake Shops Out Of Business

Crumbs Bake Shop, best known for its cupcakes, announced Monday that it would be closing all locations by the end of the day, a move that stunned employees and suggested the cupcake craze of recent years might be over. What do you think?

  • “I hate when my favorite economically unsustainable businesses have to close.”

    Alissa Rhodes College Admissions Autocrat
  • “If they were having trouble, they should have asked everyone to buy more cupcakes.”

    Glenn Willis Cheese Manipulator
  • “Now what the hell am I going to do when I’m in New York?”

    Lucy Hamlin Unemployed

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