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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Crumbs Cupcake Shops Out Of Business

Crumbs Bake Shop, best known for its cupcakes, announced Monday that it would be closing all locations by the end of the day, a move that stunned employees and suggested the cupcake craze of recent years might be over. What do you think?

  • “I hate when my favorite economically unsustainable businesses have to close.”

    Alissa Rhodes College Admissions Autocrat
  • “If they were having trouble, they should have asked everyone to buy more cupcakes.”

    Glenn Willis Cheese Manipulator
  • “Now what the hell am I going to do when I’m in New York?”

    Lucy Hamlin Unemployed
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