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Man Born With Face You Just Want To Punch

In case you missed last night's premiere of the second season of "Onion News Network", watch Jean Anne Whorton's touching portrait of a man who was born with a god-awful, hateful face.

What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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Crystal Returns To Oscars

After Eddie Murphy backed out of hosting the Academy Awards last week, his fellow Saturday Night Live alum Billy Crystal agreed once again to assume Oscar-emcee duties. What do you think?

  • "I was hoping they were just going to cancel the Oscars this year."

    Mark Krebbs Systems Analyst
  • "Naturally. I saw him in The Princess Bride just the other day, and boy is he looking great!"

    Louise Tenner Electrologist
  • "It looks like Crystal’s plan for branching out into other national motion picture awards ceremonies didn’t pan out."

    Liam Garrett Knock-Up Assembler

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