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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Crystal's Return To Oscars

Billy Crystal’s return to hosting duties at the Academy Awards on Sunday night received mixed reviews. What do you think?

  • "I really wanted to see him, but it took forever waiting for that kindly old gent to get off the stage so Crystal could start."

    David Vogel Feed Blender
  • "If that was Billy Crystal, who's Penelope Cruz?"

    Rosanna Hansen Systems Analyst
  • "Oh, no! I missed it! Did anyone happen to tape it on their VCR?"

    Stephen Soares Retired
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