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Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.
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Crystal's Return To Oscars

Billy Crystal’s return to hosting duties at the Academy Awards on Sunday night received mixed reviews. What do you think?

  • "I really wanted to see him, but it took forever waiting for that kindly old gent to get off the stage so Crystal could start."

    David Vogel Feed Blender
  • "If that was Billy Crystal, who's Penelope Cruz?"

    Rosanna Hansen Systems Analyst
  • "Oh, no! I missed it! Did anyone happen to tape it on their VCR?"

    Stephen Soares Retired

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