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Cuba Going Capitalist?

Less than a week after the publication of an interview in which Fidel Castro allegedly admitted his nation’s economic system was a failure, Cuba announced it would lay off up to 1 million or more government employees. What do you think?

  • "But the Cuban sandwich is in no danger of losing its position, right?"

    Heather Altman
    Field Coordinator
  • "Not sure what's worse: a completely unrepentant tyrant, or one who admits he did all the wrong things for decades."

    Don Marine
    Systems Analyst
  • "Goddammit, I was just about to send off some resumés to Cuba."

    Matt Bloczynski
    Unemployed
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