Cuba Going Capitalist?

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Vol 46 Issue 37

Weird Coworker Knows Where Every NFL Player Went To College

PHILADELPHIA—Whether it be a top rookie from last year's draft or an obscure offensive lineman who has been in the league for 14 years, SRS Consulting's Ryan Janis seems to know where every NFL player went to college, his coworkers confirmed Monday.

The NFL's Overcomplicated Rules

Football may have the most complex rule set of any sport, as the Lions found out last Sunday when a game-winning catch was disallowed. Here are a few other examples.
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Cuba Going Capitalist?

Less than a week after the publication of an interview in which Fidel Castro allegedly admitted his nation’s economic system was a failure, Cuba announced it would lay off up to 1 million or more government employees. What do you think?

  • "But the Cuban sandwich is in no danger of losing its position, right?"

    Heather Altman
    Field Coordinator
  • "Not sure what's worse: a completely unrepentant tyrant, or one who admits he did all the wrong things for decades."

    Don Marine
    Systems Analyst
  • "Goddammit, I was just about to send off some resumés to Cuba."

    Matt Bloczynski
    Unemployed
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