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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Cut Cables Slow Indian Internet

The accidental severing of three undersea cables has led to a massive Internet slowdown in India. What do you think?
  • "Did they try restarting?"

    Barry Last Linguist
  • "So, theoretically speaking, if I wanted to blog something racist about Indians now would be the best time?"

    Lauren Plouff Sandwich Maker
  • "Wait–the Internet is underwater? Now it's starting to make sense."

    James Gray Camera Salesperson
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