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Cut Cables Slow Indian Internet

The accidental severing of three undersea cables has led to a massive Internet slowdown in India. What do you think?
  • "Did they try restarting?"

    Barry Last
    Linguist
  • "So, theoretically speaking, if I wanted to blog something racist about Indians now would be the best time?"

    Lauren Plouff
    Sandwich Maker
  • "Wait–the Internet is underwater? Now it's starting to make sense."

    James Gray
    Camera Salesperson

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