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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Cutting Oil Imports By One Third

Faced with mounting criticism over rising fuel prices, President Obama is calling for more biofuels and domestic drilling, and for reducing consumption of foreign oil by one third over the next decade. What do you think?

  • "At last, a specific fraction that I can relate to."

    Tina Erickson Systems Analyst
  • "They should just put a 'Made in America' sticker on barrels of domestic oil, so I know which ones to buy when I'm out shopping for the family."

    Dave Moodrian Yield-Loss Inspector
  • "Whatever happened to all that oil we were supposed to get from Iraq? Blood for oil, that was the deal, right?"

    Carl Sanders Filter Washer

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