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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Cutting Oil Imports By One Third

Faced with mounting criticism over rising fuel prices, President Obama is calling for more biofuels and domestic drilling, and for reducing consumption of foreign oil by one third over the next decade. What do you think?

  • "At last, a specific fraction that I can relate to."

    Tina Erickson Systems Analyst
  • "They should just put a 'Made in America' sticker on barrels of domestic oil, so I know which ones to buy when I'm out shopping for the family."

    Dave Moodrian Yield-Loss Inspector
  • "Whatever happened to all that oil we were supposed to get from Iraq? Blood for oil, that was the deal, right?"

    Carl Sanders Filter Washer

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