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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Cyrus Doesn't Want 'Hannah Montana' Sequel

Miley Cyrus, the singer and actress who plays children's favorite Hannah Montana, said that she can't see doing a sequel to her forthcoming film Hannah Montana: The Movie. What do you think?
  • “This is why 16-year-olds have legal guardians.”

    Maggie Black Systems Analyst
  • “I hope she sought advice at the Hall of Presidents before making such a weighty decision.”

    Jun Weber Goring Cutter
  • “That’s big of her. Becoming massively overexposed and then gracefully fading into anonymity must run in the Cyrus family.”

    Marc Franklin Deposit Clerk

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