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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Cyrus Doesn't Want 'Hannah Montana' Sequel

Miley Cyrus, the singer and actress who plays children's favorite Hannah Montana, said that she can't see doing a sequel to her forthcoming film Hannah Montana: The Movie. What do you think?
  • “This is why 16-year-olds have legal guardians.”

    Maggie Black Systems Analyst
  • “I hope she sought advice at the Hall of Presidents before making such a weighty decision.”

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  • “That’s big of her. Becoming massively overexposed and then gracefully fading into anonymity must run in the Cyrus family.”

    Marc Franklin Deposit Clerk

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