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Dallas Declares State Of Emergency

With West Nile virus on the rise nationwide and Texas accounting for more than half of this year’s deaths from the mosquito-borne disease, Dallas mayor Mike Rawlings has declared a state of emergency and ordered the aerial spraying of insecticide. What do you think?

  • “I hope they remember to spray around people’s ankles. That’s where they get you.”

    Kaylan Winter
    Unemployed
  • "It's nice that Mayor Rawlings was able to keep his campaign promise of spraying chemicals over all his constituents."

    Hernan Ejercito
    Sail Cutter
  • "Someone should call Africa and see how they fixed their West Nile problem."

    Flo Katz
    Ticket Agent
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